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Boyfriend

A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."
I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.
by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021
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ski boyfriend

fake boyfriend you have when skiing; like a work boyfriend
Maddy has a ski boyfriend, he’s all she talks about
by jyllhatesabey January 28, 2022
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Rent-A-Boyfriend

When several guys go on a fun trip with women in the middle of the desert surrounded by a lot of drinking, gambling and weird crackheads aka tweakers who creep them out!! When this happens they refer to this term as a way of protection.
“Omg we love our Rent-A-Boyfriends” “Omg where’s the Rent-A-Boyfriends I’m getting creeped out
by Hockeynatty13 January 30, 2022
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expose your boyfriend day

Expose your boyfriend day on October 18

Toxic or not expose embarrassing stories and pictures or expose his true colors
Hey bebe get ready for October 18th. Your getting exposed on expose your boyfriend day
by Starlighttofunny October 5, 2021
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National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day

October 7 is National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day
"Hey bro! Tell your girlfriend it's National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day today!
by lemonke69 October 6, 2021
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Canon Robin’s Boyfriend

A thicc boy named Owen who canon has fantasies about. They have a very steamy relationship because both are quite busty.
Canon Robin’s Boyfriend loves his massive shlong.
by Humptydumpty696969 October 8, 2021
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Boyfriend

Me: I've never had a boyfriend yet and probably never will (starts laughing then crying)
by animecharactersaresexy October 11, 2021
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