Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.

“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn”

by I love my dogs November 10, 2019

Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut

Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin

by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019

Bearded Bagpipe

The act of performing oral sex on a shemale while fondling their breasts.

Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.

by Spare-parts April 30, 2019

360 beard

When your missus decides to over shave your neck and your beard overtime conjoins with your hairline at the back of your head!!

Look at the result of my wife's great work, I now have a 360 beard!!!!

by The crafty cutie March 24, 2019

Beard Cancer

Cancer of the beards. Growing beard hair

I have beard cancer on my face

by izzy3624 March 25, 2019

Tek beard

A short-length beard with a thin line used to accentuate the jawline.

Ziad’s tek beard made his face look as though it was carved from granite.

by Notziad March 28, 2019

Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.

Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.

by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019