How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

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Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

Permanent math

Instant permanent death.

Permanent math is a death

by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022

math calculator

A calculator that makes life easier when doing math...

Yo can I use your math calculator?
No, ur just becoming dumber by the second bc of it.

by VEENNNN December 21, 2022

MATH

MATH stands for:

Metal
Abuse
To
Humans

Finn: hey we have MATH
Carl: Great

by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023

math

A FUcking horrible and dangerous endangerment to whole humanity, aka Earth extinction, global warming, toba catastrophe, etc. its actually acronym for: murdering, arguments, tyrannical, hellish

inspired by something

english: Hello psychopath called "math"
english: Who likes you?
math: Um
math: Square root of -1
english:i dotn speak math wtf
math: It means imaginary because you cant multiply something to a negative value, negative value is visually nonexistent in physical form of geometrical shapes.
english: I didnt fucking ask for an explanation i just want you to speak NORMALLY
math: ok

spanish: como estas bueno amigos/amigas, how ya doing
english: help this dumass called "math"
spanish: what
science: hes been pretty psychopathic more than me
spanish: o k

by imakeweirddefinitions April 6, 2023

Mathing

The action of doing math, typically used when joking

“Please don’t bother me, I’m mathing.”

by Frenchie! April 8, 2023

math

very fun thing to do in your spare time

you will never have fun unless you do math problems

if you dont challenge your brain to do work like this, don't expect to party hared

math is fun

more fun that my boyfriend

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023