jersey

The wildest people of all

Bitch please , i’m from Jersey

by yolojersey July 31, 2019

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Jersey Shore Snow Cone

(v) : When a male surprises a female sexual partner by having an ice cube in his mouth while giving oral sex

Bro, I blindfolded my girl and jersey shore snow coned last night! She screamed!

by Lick my rose November 11, 2019

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place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.

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“New Jersey In the Mist” would be a good album title.

A what? How old are you?

by gnostic3 November 24, 2019

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south jersey

complete trash

where are you from?
south jersey

oh so basically pennsylvania?

by bigpimpinbigdreams April 12, 2019

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Jersey

He is so fucking fine. He is sweet, kind, nice, and sometimes crazy. He's the one that gets the hoes wit the FAT ASS. You dont wanna see the other side of him! He's a menace and he goes CRAZY on the other side!

DAMN, jersey gonna be famous one day. He's gonna get all the chicks

by Snowy too icy December 11, 2019

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Jersey

SHES VERY VERY INCEST. She’s a great friend and my best friend and only mine. OKAy yeah.
She’s an alpaca and I love her. She has blue eyes and blonde hair. She’s so pretty and HOTTT🥵

Jersey: I have something to tell you
Olivia: What?
Jersey: I’m secretly in love with Caleb

by bigdaddycamel April 30, 2019

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