Little jerk chicken

Good comeback and insult

Hey you hit my car you prick.
Little jerk chicken.
Jeez im sorry man take my keys.

by Mr. Cornelious III December 4, 2019

Jerk Plank

Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!

Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!

by ChadDad December 9, 2019

Tear jerk

When cry and masturbate because you are sad

I went to go tear jerk because Sarah wouldn't hold hands.

by Banana12Child December 9, 2019

Jerk Jousting

Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.

Hey Jerry, want to go jerk jousting with me?

by MrSyde December 18, 2019

Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off

Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow

by Cam Waite August 10, 2019

jerk work

1)A job so easy (usually manual labour,or a low paying,underappreciated position) that any jerk can do it.
2)My job.

My company's full of people,doing nothing but jerk work,all day.

by Motòrfred August 16, 2019

Botting And Jerking

The act of downloading third party software to your computer, allow it to automatically perform tasks, while you simultaneous grease the weasel, profusely.

Guy1: How come brandon wont answer my message?
Guy2: Bro, he is probably botting and jerking.

by Judenshvine August 19, 2019