Guy1: Dude, you didn't tell me your roommate was gay!
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.
by Huge hammer69 November 23, 2020
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Coxy: "No fruit."
Phil: "At least come on this holiday with us, we will pay for your flights, you'll enjoy yourself."
Coxy: "No fruit."
Phil: "But, why? You need a holiday."
Coxy: "NO FRUIT!"
Coxy: "No fruit."
Phil: "At least come on this holiday with us, we will pay for your flights, you'll enjoy yourself."
Coxy: "No fruit."
Phil: "But, why? You need a holiday."
Coxy: "NO FRUIT!"
by AggressiveKoala November 26, 2020
Get the No Fruit mug.A fruit loop freak out is a category 5 freak out by a person who ia mentally unstable. Typically, a fruit-loop freak-out involves screaming, crying, threatening, and periodically stopping to screech "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FRUIT LOOPS?!?"
We all love fruit loops, but not so much as a fruit-loop freaker
We all love fruit loops, but not so much as a fruit-loop freaker
by Wypipo whisperer November 29, 2020
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As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.
by PikBoi June 12, 2020
Get the Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops mug."Dude, I hear Michael tossed your salad last night"
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."
by Salad-Lover September 7, 2020
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