When your friend is a closeted furry and leaves to fill the cats or dogs cause they were getting low
I was online with my buddy the other night and he pulled a Dirty Evan when he heard his cat meowing in the back ground
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The act of doing something wrong or being a complete pain In the ass , playing the victim , stealing and lying
The act of doing something wrong or being a complete pain In the ass , playing the victim , stealing and lying
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"Bro your being such an Evan today."
"Bro your being such an Evan today."
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