by King Watson August 18, 2013
Get the Ding dong mug.Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"
Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."
Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."
by queefmaster2000 March 21, 2011
Get the Dong Doo Rag mug.When a girl is so hung-up and infatuated with a guy that her judgment and mental capacity is clouded by thoughts and daydreams of a romance with him.
Girl 1: What's up with Brittney? I tried talking to her but she seems strung out or something.
Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.
Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.
by moogoogaipan341 June 21, 2011
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Get the baby dong mug.A Dong Chorus is something that happens during a choreographed strip. The same moves are performed with penises in unison.
by spoon78 September 14, 2011
Get the Dong Chorus mug.Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?
or
Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?
or
Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!
by Macag September 22, 2011
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by user385011 November 22, 2021
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