Magical Christmas Land

A Magic the Gathering term referring to the imaginary world where your shitty deck draws everything it needs in order to actually function, your opponent draws 0 interaction, or your new janky spell from Urza's Saga you proxied a day ago actually impacts the game instead of being dead in your hand. Compare to reality, where you mulligan down to 5 and scoop on turn 3, having accomplished nothing. It's the impossible hypothetical, like winning the lotto or Magic the Gathering players ever losing their virginity.

One with Nothing as a madness outlet only works in Magical Christmas Land where every other better discard outlet doesn't exist and you have the mana to do something with your madness cards.

by Richard Garfield, Ph.D February 12, 2022

Magic Peach tree

A tree that flys across the land and drives around young teenagers.

Wouldn't it be grand if we could fly across the land on a magical peach tree.

by MaxRetarted March 26, 2004

Magical Squid Box

A Magical box .... With a squid inside.

"My magical squid box has a squid inside." -Person 1

"How magical, to have a magical box, with a squid inside." -Person 8

by Person 2-7 September 25, 2010

magic carpet ride

Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.

Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.

by Kenderzzz March 30, 2009

magic glow box

Television

He believes whatever the magic glow box tells him to believe. ... all those commercials on TV and radio without having them pop up elsewhere, ...

Wish I hadn't turned on the magic glow box ....

by RoBky January 18, 2011

show me magic

An expression of encouragement.

1. Look at dem two bitches fightin! PULL OUT SHERIKAS WEAVE GURL! SHOW ME MAGIC!
2. Hey sexy, let me tap that ass. Show me magic, show me magic.
3. Nigga I gave you yo money last fucking week! Nigga show me magic! BITCH!
4. Ohhh so you wanna piece of me? SHOW ME MAGIC! BITCH! SHOW IT!

by woopdatrick August 23, 2008

Magical Stony Pony

An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.

High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!

by Tiny_She_Titan February 2, 2013