salty

someone being upset, pissed, or mad.

He was salty because she kicked him in the balls

by What does salty mean? October 19, 2017

salty beef

When a big dude is salty AF and only knows how to respond in insults and sarcasm.

Jim got fired and Dan is just salty beef now.

by kalisco April 19, 2018

Salty Bullshit

When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.

Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.

by Chiefer Sutherland May 27, 2017

Salty pillow

When you cum on a pillow then let it dry before flipping it over waiting for an unsuspecting victim at a later date to flip it over and lay on it.

John placed a salty pillow on Tims bed

by BulkHulkC4Town May 24, 2017

Salty

What you are after playing Counter-Strike.

He was salty after he lost his counter-strike match.

by kiyuu May 28, 2017

salty tomato

A girl/guy whoms face gets very red and gets salty over the nickname salty tomato

Dang that girl is a salty tomato

by Cupcake hoe May 29, 2017

gett'n salty

Having attitude, getting pissed off for no reason; getting defensive

I was just asking a question. Why are you gett'n salty!

by brat37 June 14, 2017