Chinese chicken salad

The act of disposing of or ejecting an annoying female by inserting your thumb into her anus and index finger into her vagina and pinching her like a pair of chopsticks in order to lift her up.

"The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her a Chinese chicken salad right out the tenth story window!"

by Iddudes November 3, 2009

Pressed fruit salad

The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.

That bastard just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!

by Rossi September 18, 2003

Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012

valid like salad

No one knows what it means. But, it's provocative... it gets the people going.

Person 1: You got 20,000 followers on Tumblr?

Person 2: yeah-
Person 1: Valid Like Salad

by redge98 April 30, 2012

Artichoke Tuna Salad

Artichoke Tuna Salad is the taste of the inside of the vaginal canal. Of course there are many different variations of the recipe, but this is the most widely known.

Man, I had a girl come over last night and her pussy tasted like artichoke tuna salad.

by Fiyahman887 May 14, 2009

toss her salad

The art of eating a woman's ass.

guy 1: Boy look at that girls ass.
guy 2: Yeah, I'd like to toss her salad.

by Pamela K May 18, 2006

Chicken Head Salad

When a man receives a blow job, while at the same time getting his salad tossed…

(Must be performed by two women.)

“Those twin sisters give the best chicken head salads”

“Why would you want just a blow job when you can get a chicken head salad at the same time?”

"I LOVE CHICKEN HEAD SALADS!"

"I bet you wont stop giggling when you get your first chicken head salad"

"Whoa watch those fingers! i just want a chicken head salad thank you!"

by BNLEO December 7, 2009