Perfect girlfriend

Lilliana René Jones

Lilliana René Jones if the perfect girlfriend

by Trent11 July 12, 2021

Grab your girlfriend's titties day

On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day

If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you

by Thrustmaster420 July 17, 2021

National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021

Girlfriend

Something that I dont have (sadly). The only people that I simp for are video game characters. I am lonely.

Bob: Why dont you have a girlfriend?
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.

by RayIsDum July 31, 2021

National Online Girlfriend Day

August 2nd, the day you celebrate having online girlfriends.

hey bro did you know it's National Online Girlfriend Day?

yoo that's so cool! time to go dm my girl

by faybitch107492 August 1, 2021

National Girlfriends Day

On August 1st, National Girlfriend Day takes place! It’s not about a relationship, but actually about womens’ bond and friendship with each other!

Person 1: Hey I’m calling to let you know, you’re a wonderful person and I want to stay friends with ya! Love ya girl :)

Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day

by speakingthemind August 3, 2021

kiss your girlfriend day

March 4, 2022 is national kiss your girlfriend day. Go make out with some dry ass lips.

"Hey Chad, did you hear about today?"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"

by the_gay_goddess69 March 3, 2022