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Logan Tweedie-Situe

Logan tweedie-situe, aka, the devourer of souls, is a incomprehensible immortal being of vast nature and size. When supper time arises, babies are on the menu for all 3 courses. His dog princess and him was banished to the Netherlands of Dubbo for eating a 2 year old (way beyond the age limit and contracted bowel hepatitis). Devourer of souls and his pit bull princess swore revenge on professor long-toes (jailor, former lover, casual fuck buddy, full time cum-extractor, part time nemesis). 4 Aeons later, professor long-toes has has created a new equator with his middle toe, and devourer of souls has escaped from Dubbo and has begun his journey to taking back what was his. Half way through the 50 light year journey his tum-Tum grumbled, it was time for num-nums. During his feast on a new pack of new borns, he had time to think of the origin of his nemesis and fuck buddy. Devourer of souls broke into a hospital and consumed the entire maternity ward except for one, an incubator baby, in a reinforced incubation system, it was professor long toes. Devourer of souls knows that this is just the beginning of a long journey
Logan tweedie-situe ate my baby again”
“Again!! That little rascal”.
by Greg man August 8, 2023
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logan is such a nice boy and hes perfect for gracie, he’s the sweetest boy ever and everyone needs a logan expect elle, he will buy you nice things and care for you and i love my logan a lot
logan has a big dick
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that’s so logan
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Logan is the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has a huge cock and knows how to use it. He may seem like a cocky prick at times but deep down he is sweet and sensitive and has a heart of gold. Being in love with a Logan is the best feeling in the world and you’ll never go back after that. Once you love a Logan you’re locked in for life.
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Logan is a dirty blonde with amazing taste in women he can always get what he wants sexually. He is addicted to video games and loves to run and play sports. He also lives to drink a nice cup of milk before bed and loves to snuggle cats
Hey is Logan still in bed with sloan.
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Simultaneously a noob and seasoned veteran at life
Oh shit, is that Logan? Oh God, oh fuck no, tell my family I love them!
(Gets torn in half)
by DashiellShatter April 24, 2023
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This guy loves food and mountain dew so much that he will willingly take candy from a white van. Also looks like mclovin so much.
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