Jasons law

As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free

I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law

and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket

by Arrestedcape October 24, 2023

hoe in law

when your brother in law acts like a hoe you can call him hoe in law instead

my hoe in law just went from 29 encounters to 30

by blancadillo April 4, 2023

Arundel's law

When someone is so ignorant and uneducated scientists had to introduce negatives into the IQ system

you are a perfect example of Arundel's law

by FieldMarshalFluffy April 16, 2023

Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"

Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..

by product_owner December 7, 2022

Jamingson's Law

Jamingson's Law is a term used when people resort to petty and unjustified insults in an argument to try and look intimidating.
full definition- If you feel the need to call resort to insults in a formal argument you are an idiot, a fool, and should leave immediately to avoid looking like a bigger fool

Guy #1 No Ford is a way better brand than Honda
Guy#2 No Honda Is better by a longshot
Guy#1 Whatever, bitch ass loser.
Guy#2 Heh, ever heard of Jamingson's Law.

by _Haoudin_ October 23, 2019

Gambini's Law

If you steal a meme with spelling mistakes and someone corrects you as if you made the errors you get to flame them online for 12 hrs and they cannot defend themselves...

Pompous Idiot: "**You're"
Poster: "I Invoke Gambini's Law, you cvnt!!"

by SlappyVonPickleBreath November 16, 2021

Larry's Law

Named after the user VirtualLarry from the Anandtech message boards, this law defines that any internet discussion regarding GPUs or Videocards, given sufficient time, will devolve into an argument about GPU mining for cryptocurrency.

I was trying to talk about the price and performance of the 6600XT, but you guys had to Larry's Law this topic and argue over hashrates and how everything is overpriced because of mining.

by GodisanAtheist September 10, 2021