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joseph gordon-levitt

just a beautiful amazing racially ambiguous man
also a very good actor and was a part of the absolute masterpiece 10 things i hate about you
person 1:yk whos fine shyt?
person 2:joseph gordon-levitt?
person 1:hell yeah
by alternativeoutrolucki May 31, 2025
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Joseph P. Kennedy Sr.

The OG Kennedy, aka the founding father of America's most cursed political dynasty. Millionaire banker, bootlegger (allegedly), Hollywood hustler, and U.S. ambassador to the UK who somehow thought appeasing Hitler was a chill idea. Basically if Logan Roy had a Boston accent and Catholic guilt.
Known for being rich, ruthless, and real shady, Joseph P. was the type of guy who made deals behind the scenes, told his kids to smile for the cameras, and then tried to run the world from a dark oak-paneled study.
Secret antisemitic vibes? Yeah… definitely not so secret. The dude was openly saying things like “democracy is finished in England” and praising fascist regimes while Jews were being persecuted. Got pulled from his ambassador job because he was out here acting like Neville Chamberlain’s hype man on steroids.
Father of JFK, RFK, and Teddy, but also lobotomized his daughter Rosemary because she was “too independent.” Family man? More like Game of Thrones: Massachusetts edition.
Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. made a fortune, raised a bunch of future politicians, and still somehow fumbled the bag by talking too much about Hitler.
by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025
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joseph

"damn josephs cock is girthy"
by linderitis June 30, 2023
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Joseph

He’s a flawed idiot, who is usually cracking corny jokes at another. But, he’s an awesome guy and is truly honest about how he feels. He doesn’t give a flying poop about what anyone else and what’s most important is that he’s honest to himself. Let Jo, be a Jo.
Alissa: Is that Joseph over there?
Taya: Yep. He’s truly an awesome guy.
by fartatta July 1, 2023
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Joseph Huang

He's a rebellious little bumblebee, often on the run from his superiors. Armed and dangerous too.
Glen: Is that Joseph Huang?
Dave: RUN
by Adult Keem July 23, 2023
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Joseph Morgan

A big Fish in a tiny pond. will drink all of the soda and eat your small children
by jason 6247 July 31, 2023
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The Joseph Outcome

When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys
Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had

Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years

Averie: he got me flowers too

Bre: I gotta raise my standards

Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him

Later on

Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore

Averie: Damn, I'm sorry

Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways

Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome
by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny August 14, 2023
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