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Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc
The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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Jones Bet

Making a legitimate wager with someone with the intention of never paying up if you lose.
That fucker bet me a 100 bucks that I couldn't eat an XL pizza in one sitting. And when I did, he wouldn't pay up. A complete Jones Bet.
by Gladhe8r December 12, 2023
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Elliot 'Chode' Jones

Elliot 'Chode' Jones is one of the most motivational male speakers on Genitalia comfortability. This inspirational man has been considered a global sensation, in many males pants. As a challenged man himself, in the genital department, Elliot 'Chode' Jones is a man to look up too, in the darkest of times for any man.
Hey man, don't feel bad about your disabled Genitalia.

Look up to Elliot 'Chode' Jones, he is a motivationally, genitally challenged man.
Wow, Elliot 'Chode' Jones has really changed my outlook on life!
by Hot Dorito December 14, 2023
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Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.
Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.
by JakDotExe July 7, 2023
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Greg Chief Jones

Name of a very important person a Master Chief of his tripe ,a watcher of all things ,A man of very important intellect and intelligence
If you want to kill gaints ask Greg Chief Jones
by Mr Greg Chief Jones July 29, 2023
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Davey Jones

One of the baddest mutha f-ers you ever will know. Can’t kill him. Biggest, most honest heart and will protect you with his life. Crazy AF but always fun. Homie knows his shit and has been there done that. You’d be lucky to know this dude.
Yo! You must be some kind of Davey Jones or something! You’re nuts but I love ya!
by Patapuss August 5, 2023
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