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The Jackson 5

General time period measure in years, usually seen as beginning around one's 8th birthday and ending around one's 13th, when young boys would have been the most attractive to Michael Jackson.
I wanted to hang out more with Bobo the Chimp at Michael's house, but MJ told me that now that I was 14, I was no longer in the Jackson 5.
by dangerbot3000 April 1, 2020
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jackson jackson

Jackson's are hot (see: jackson, dump-truck ass) but what happens when someone's a Jackson Jackson?? You double all the attributes of Jackson. Sexy, caring, hot, gentle, funny, creative, otherworldly attractiveness - all doubled. He's got amazing abilities and a magic demeanor that sweeps you off your feet. Jackson Jacksons can do anything they want in this world. Beautiful people who take your breath away and if you're lucky they'll bless you with a love that lifts your heart and make it sing. If you have a Jackson Jackson in your life, you are one lucky b.
Haskell: Omg is that Jackson Jackson? He is so god damn attractive. And a true artist.
Salome: He's Jackson Jackson alright, I'm in love.
by bunsofsteel23 April 12, 2020
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Understanding the Todd Jackson

I person that feels he is superior to most people but is actually a punk bitch. One that usually likes to suck Dick for beer money but doesn't even drink. Someone who likes to put other people down to try to overcome his own inadequacies ( normally small dick or inferior mind). Just an all around D- Bag
This guy is such a Understanding the Todd Jackson and he don't even know it. Doesn't he know he is a total ass hat and a D-Bag
by Isaiditbitch April 22, 2020
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Jackson Pirie

The man, the myth, the beamer. This guys laugh can make anyone laugh. He is the type of guy to hurt his leg and then fall down the stairs with his crutches and hurt the other. The type of guy to gamble his life savings to end his fiend of online skins gambling. The type of guy to have 2000 pc and never use it. The type of guy who works at CFA because he is gaymer. Known street name as Troglodyte or Torg.
Look at Jackson Pirie! I wish I was like him
by the truth my guy November 9, 2020
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Jackson

Jackson’s are usually athletic, but enjoy VERY MUCH bragging about it. They are very tall. Like seriously, what are you taking?Jackson’s like to eat. They enjoy cookies, cake and apple pie. But NEVER give them the last cookie because they will eat it in front of you and you will be sad and then hit them but then they will hit you back. They are extremely good at drawing. But don’t be prepared to ask them to draw you, because I did like four years ago and I’m still waiting for it. They like computer games, I’m not joking I think they need to chill. It’s not normal how much I hear ‘HE KILLED ME RUN AWAY’. They refer to themselves quite highly, I have heard a many a times, ‘I’m a god. I’m a god. I’m a god. ‘ which is actually very debatable. They are very popular, they have lots of friends. I’m not quite sure how, but that’s just how it is. Maybe it’s because they are a “god”. They have very long eye lashes, like leave some for the girls please. It’s illegal. I have told them lots of times how to have a better style and how it will make them very cool and have girls going to them left and right. But, this is because they dress like it’s a funeral everyday. Sure maybe they can pull off the funeral look but we all know one or another, I will be buying them a pink shirt. I have also told them to dye their hair but I was sadly rejected. I will get there one day.

Overall, I feel bad if you don’t have a Jackson in your life. But I also do feel bad if you do.

Thank you for your time.
“Is that Jackson”
“Yeah”
“Wow he’s so cool
I know he’s a god
by anonymous November 9, 2020
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jackson

jackson is short and a bit odd. he wants to be tall.
Damn Jackson is short.
by Grapefruit was November 11, 2020
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micah jackson

an amazing person with a beautiful soul. but not to be messed with or you will die!! he is smart and loyal and hot af!!!
by just some wierdo November 11, 2020
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