Alright, I'm a student here. I'm gonna give a serious definition for this godforsaken hellhole. This place is poison. I can't put into words how much trauma and pain I've experienced here. The people are assholes and have no morality or tolerance except for "Jesus is cool and if you don't like him you're gonna die a terrible death and regret being not Christian for the rest of your life". The class program is a joke, with 7th graders only having 5 electives and only getting to choose 2. Every class you take somehow turns into a Bible lecture no matter what subject. Almost all of the people that go here are awful people and only care about "being the best Christian I can be". I'm going to take a minute to say that not ALL of the school is terrible, some teachers have a sense of humor and actually try to educate you on something other than God and Jesus or whatever. I want to say at least some of the kids know what the word 'tolerance' means, but that's a bit of a stretch. This school houses, creates and encourages the stereotype of (white) insane Christians who hurt other people who aren't (white) like minded-Christians. Again, I can't stress enough how intolerant the people here are towards others who have a different faith or lifestyle. This school is just an expensive prison. If you want to use "Plymouth Christian Academy" in a sentence, DON'T. Find a similar word, like "hell" or "pain", or even "death-inducing traumatic prison". Please, I beg of you, stay away.
"Oh yeah, Zoey goes to Plymouth Christian Academy."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
by @ch7@ July 13, 2023
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the canteen sells toxic food at the most extortionate prices and expects kids to be fucking millionaires to buy a pot of pasta (AND pay extra for cheese, which fyi they never used to do)
if you want to suffer, while losing an enormous amount of your time and your money, bexhill academy is the place for you folks!
(also fuck them for doing fuck all when they were the reason we had no prom)
the canteen sells toxic food at the most extortionate prices and expects kids to be fucking millionaires to buy a pot of pasta (AND pay extra for cheese, which fyi they never used to do)
if you want to suffer, while losing an enormous amount of your time and your money, bexhill academy is the place for you folks!
(also fuck them for doing fuck all when they were the reason we had no prom)
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Get the Chiltern academy mug.Lake Forest Academy(or LFA), a boarding school located in Lake Forest IL. Demographics contain: white people, white people, and white people!(Jk but srsly it's like mostly white people it's Lake Forest IL let's be fr).
A pretty damn wealthy school(it's a boarding HS in Lake Forest bro) with a fun little gym overlooking their volleyball court! Their hockey team is just strange. Straight up strange. Beware! They bite(they won't actually but they'll bark at you if you're a visiting team while on all fours and do some weird canoeing motion). Embarrassingly and hilariously just bad. If you try to speak up about the harrassment from their students during volleyball games the school will make up some bs about "mad dog" being a core part of their school spirit!! Also they literally cannot get names right despite being given team rosters. If you're POC, you WILL be confused with literally any other person with a skin color that shares 4 hex digits with you. Regardless of your different jersey numbers.
A pretty damn wealthy school(it's a boarding HS in Lake Forest bro) with a fun little gym overlooking their volleyball court! Their hockey team is just strange. Straight up strange. Beware! They bite(they won't actually but they'll bark at you if you're a visiting team while on all fours and do some weird canoeing motion). Embarrassingly and hilariously just bad. If you try to speak up about the harrassment from their students during volleyball games the school will make up some bs about "mad dog" being a core part of their school spirit!! Also they literally cannot get names right despite being given team rosters. If you're POC, you WILL be confused with literally any other person with a skin color that shares 4 hex digits with you. Regardless of your different jersey numbers.
Person 1: omg did that ref just call me person 2?? We don't even look alike... is the hockey team fr barking at us?? Is that his friend holding his lanyard like a leash?? Damn ig live laugh love the furry life my dude.
Person 2: that's Lake Forest Academy for you. Why tf did they even choose "caxy" of all frog related terms to be the name of their mascot :skull:
Person 2: that's Lake Forest Academy for you. Why tf did they even choose "caxy" of all frog related terms to be the name of their mascot :skull:
by Clinging On Rn :skull: August 22, 2023
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