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Zach

He is a one of a kind person. You will never find another person like him. He might be your brother, or your sister depending on how he is acting at the time but no matter what you love him. When you are going through a tough time and just really need guidance on what to do you think about one of the smartest people you know then the name Zach pops in your head so you give him a call and 99% of the time he gives you a solution that you would have never come up with but is absolutely genius. Yes you might not always agree with his thoughts on a topic and may never win an argument against him but you'll still love him no matter what.
Hey look at that handsome lawyer over there I bet you his name is Zach.
by JDAWG((( December 1, 2021
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A Joint of exceptional quality and fineness. Commonly causing those who partake to burst into odd songs
#1-Hey! wanna go out to the woods and smoke this fat zach with me?
#2-Is the pope catholic? lets go! Onward!
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by lovebelow December 9, 2008
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zach is a player! everyone loves him, especially girls! he has a wide range of girls everywhere. hes always caught flirting. worries a lot about his reputation, stays positive, and likes to blame things on others. he doesnt care about other people only him self. but zach is a good person deep down inside, but he just hasnt prove it to himself yet.
Zach is not to be messed with.

Zach is a powerful man.

Should I date Zach, he's hot?!
by loverslanefan4eva August 12, 2011
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A complete homo that is so ugly all the girls say hes an oger
zach is a homo
by BHCds; July 8, 2011
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A man who will fuck you then leave you to cry in your bed
Guy 1: He totally pulled a zach on me last night
Guy 2: He was ugly anyways
by Symphonian Master July 19, 2012
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(noun) A recipe that has had an otherwise minor ingredient increased in ratio to comprise anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the total volume of the mixture. IE: a Zach Green Tea with sugar is 2/3 Green Tea, 1/3 sugar.
Yo man, would you make me a rum and coke? Oh, and make it a Zach.

Are you sure dude? You gotta drive home later...
by Zombaugh September 19, 2014
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a guy who cums way to early.

a premature ejactulater.

the opposite of straight. (gay)
he is such a zach.

zach cums to early
by tatabugdibbell October 25, 2010
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