Tim

A person that believes everything that they see on the internet. Mostly of german descent.

Hi my name is Tim, I've read that 5G towers cause corona.

by kschumi July 1, 2021

Tim

The collective word for the listeners of CGP Grey and Brady Haran's podcast Hello Internet.

Grey: "Hello, Tim. How was your flight?"
Brady: *laughs*

by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019

Tims

Timberland boots.

He had some Tims on and a hoodie.

by Borincanna January 23, 2019

Tim

100% Grade A, Cage-free, man meat. The biggest stud on the block whose cock makes angels weep.

Before they invented a pimpslap they called it a Tim.

Desiree: Be rough with me!
Alex: Don't make me give you a Tim!

by Severusoul January 23, 2021

Tim

When someone is being a really retarted, immature, or doing something really dumb
Like in most cases a prank or rather immature prank that someone pulls

*Johnny draws a penis on a desk*
"Johnny you're a Tim"
*Carlos puts hand sanitizer on somebody's chair before they sit down*
"Carlos you're such a Tim dude"

by Insane man69420 April 21, 2021

Timmed

When somebody who doesn’t usually smoke takes way too big of a bowl, typically ending with them alone in the shadow realm in bed.

Dude you totally Timmed that bowl! Now you won’t be able to play MLB!

by Trevortimm June 6, 2022

Tim

If you are a Tim than you are a person described as unfunny, not cool, or a “looser”

Yo, stop being a Tim, I hate Tims

by Plump wang69 January 2, 2020