Reuben

Has a big wang and if you’re not careful it might end up inside you.
Can pull both genders without trying but he only likes pussy and double Ds.

“Bro who was that banging the substitute teacher at break?”
“That was just Reuben”

by Pu$$yMCHN March 30, 2023

Reuben Hobbs

Being an absolute gimp, tiny willy. The most gay person ever, can't talk to girls. Has pictures on his phone of his mums area down below.

Oh stop doing a Reuben Hobbs.

by Ligma Balls 69 November 8, 2023

Reuben

A musical theatre nerd who gets no bitches and has severe daddy issues.

"Hey, how's your relationship with your father, Reuben?"

by willzamn December 27, 2022

Reuben Teo

A person who is extremely retarded and likes rolling down the hill with a girl called Isabella.

Reuben Teo is a retard.

by Reuben Teo August 23, 2018

Reuben

hes annoyinh as fuvk but somehow you'll still love him and be most comfortable around him

reuben is the sweetest asshole i know

by princesslut September 7, 2022

Reuben Buttrey

Reuben Buttrey is the cutest and sweetest man you will ever meet. Reuben Buttrey is seen as the best Among us and Fortnite player in the school of KGV and will always be seen in the community. Whenever walking by Reuben your heart is stricken by love and gives you butterflies in your stomach. Reuben is the guy that walks down the hallway in school with everyone taking photos and praising his appearance. Reuben gets all the girls and whenever making eye contact your heart skips a beat. Straight out of a movie this Reuben buttery guy is.

Wow Reuben Buttrey is one type of guy

Girl 1: He is so cute look how he walks with that fortnite "floss like a boss shirt'

by Kidfiddler123 January 2, 2022

Reuben

A guy who is most likely to go all in too quickly and bite you at the back of a cinema during the new bond film. he tends to be petty and stubborn, even if its his own downfall. long story short - don't date a Reuben

"What's that mark on your neck?

"Oh, Reuben got hungry"
"what a cannibal!"

by imgaynowbcofhim:) March 14, 2022