spotify

A music streaming app and website. There's a free version with ads, and a premium version without them (plus unlimited skips on songs).

Person A: What's your Spotify username? I wanna follow you.
Person B: I don't have it, I use Apple Music.
Person A: Wow, you should use Spotify. It's so much better.

by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023

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Hop on Spotify

The act of rough sex while listening to your sex playlist on spotify.

Hey John, Hop on Spotify

by OnyxSharkified May 18, 2022

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Spotify

To give someone an ultimatum that does not turn out the way you thought it would.

His wife better not try to make him choose between her or his mistress because he might just Spotify his wife.

by Buckle My Shoe January 27, 2022

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Spotify is great app if you want to ruin your hearing with 100% volume and headphones! (It is actually a great app for streaming music, destroy your ears if you want too.)

Girl 1: "Do you listen to Spotify"
Boy 1: "Oh yeah! I destroyed my hearing last night, I was blasting Can You Feel My Heart!"
Girl 2: "Are you okay?"

by alexbitchboy January 30, 2022

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The act of silencing, or attempting to silence or otherwise oppress, opposing or divergent voices and other points of view because someone else has leveraged you. You know, like a fascist.

Neil Young tried to spotify Joe Rogan.

by Das Erlebnis February 1, 2022

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