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Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.
Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
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Shingles

What disease does he have?

He has shingles.
by frenchhfryyfriday May 11, 2018
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Shingled

When you slap a girls butt extra hard.
*SLAP*
Guy: Hey girl you've been shingled with my shangler. Now call me your Shanglosaurus Rex.
by theseacowoftemple15 September 28, 2020
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shingle busting

This action occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse. One person will have hemorrhoids will have their ass cheeks smacked until one bursts.
Tom was crazy last night. I shouldn’t have allowed his shingle busting
by Shrek boi 556 October 19, 2020
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Ray Shingles

A 'Ray Shingles' is known as a 'coward farmer'

'Ray' refers to a typical Australian male (the John Doe of the outback)

'Shingles' in conjunction with 'coward farmer' relates to the fact that the farmer is so dumb that they mistake 'bracken' for 'timber' or 'rub shit on themselves' and as a result they get a skin rash resembling the shingles virus which is their cause for 'ugliness'

'Ray Shingles' are common all over Australia however they're predominately seen in Victoria.
Hey Seacombe, do you see that naked man over there defecating on himself? what a fucking dumb Ray Shingles, he must be one ugly farmer.
by Ugly Farmers from Seacombe February 2, 2024
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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Shit On A Shingle

I'm really craving shit on a shingle right now. 😋
by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023
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