Schrodinger's Penis

The state in which the male penis is both erect and soft at the same time. Where the penis is too soft to be useful in any sexual activities, but too hard to be comfortable. This can be achieved through excessive masturbation in a short duration of time, among many other ways.

"Babe come down on me, I'm horny."

"I can't, I have Schrodinger's Penis."

by AbnormallyLargeSwine November 11, 2020

Schrodinger's Possum

A Possum seen on the Side of the Road or on the Road laying down , and it is to be presumed untill further investigation that the Possum is neither living or Dead

"Oh look it's a Schrodinger's Possum!"

"Yep"

by SinnyBinny81 November 12, 2020

Schrodinger's Hispanic

A Hispanic person who looks tan indoors but white outdoors

"I swear, I look white when I'm outside. Guess I'm another Schrodinger's Hispanic."

by Flammenwerfer December 31, 2020

Schrodinger’s Nudes

The nude pictures saved on your phone that you don’t remember if you deleted or not when you lend your phone to someone else.

P1: “Hey, can I borrow your phone?”
P2: “Yeah, here.”
P2: “WAIT!” *takes phone back*
P1: “Dude, wtf?”
P2: “ Schrodinger’s nudes. Sorry.”

by TheFancySquid May 3, 2021

Schrodinger's Honkey

When asians are only POCs when it benefits other POCs.

News: "2 asians were attacked by a white nationalist earlier today, coming only a week after last weeks incident when a stranger attacked an asian woman on the streets."

Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"

Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."

by GenderDysphoriaIsAnIllness May 4, 2021

Schrodinger's homo

When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."

Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."

Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"

Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."

by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022

Schrodinger's Trap

A thought experiment that proposes the following. If you fuck a feminine looking person, and never check if they have a dick, are you gay? Did they have a dick to begin with?

Jock 1: Fucked this cute bitch at the gay bar last night
Jock 2: Bro was it a guy?
Jock 1: Not sure, it was a Schrodinger's Trap

by A Coastal Gay January 11, 2023