PTSD

Penis that needs sucking disorder.

Penis that needs sucking disorder.

Person A: Dude I think I have PTSD
Person B:Is it the penis that needs sucking disorder?

Person A: yeahh

by Gimme_milkk August 1, 2022

PTSD

Playing The System Disease
A condition used by former military members to scam the government. Frequently used by military members who never saw combat.

Not to be confused with POW who actually have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.

"Hey, did you hear Tyrone got 100% Service Connected for PTSD? Now he's making $70,000 a year and never has to work for the rest of his life. He'll be making money even after he would have normally retired!"
"Wasn't Tyrone a Chef and stationed in Taiwan? WTF! He barely served two years!"

by DoneWithFakers August 23, 2022

Sports PTSD

When you have PTSD from a sporting event, play or team. It elicits the same anxiety, shortness of breath, nightmares, guilt, shame, and aggressive behaviour as traditional PTSD, and has the same traumatizing effect.

Dana: Hey Gurl, what are we going to get for our Super Bowl party, wings and pizza again?

Angie: Hey Gurl, I dont think we will make it this year, Brett's Sports PTSD is acting up again, he saw a highlight of the Hawks Patriots Super Bowl again. He hasnt left his room in 4 days.

Dana: Gurl, I hear you. Paul gets the same way when seeing the Joe Carter homerun. Let's just get sushi and update our Bumble accounts.

by Mike109999 September 6, 2022

PTSD (Bradford edition)

PTSD meaning Paki That Suck Dick

That TK guy he is a PTSD (Bradford edition)

by Saltyboi6969 September 9, 2022

Transgenerational PTSD

PTSD that is passed down through generations or genetically inherited.

(e.g. An Italian woman asserted, ''I believe that I have genetically inherited transgenerational PTSD from my ancient Roman ancestors: The historical recounts of them dying and suffering in Rome's worst tragedies has scarred me with symptoms of PTSD').

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 9, 2022

PTSD

bringing back memories of a traumatic event for someone

“where’s dan?”
“don’t say that name i’m getting ptsd”

by daanjablete November 7, 2022

Zoom PTSD

Like PTSD, but is when you are just hanging with your friends or eating dinner you hear the Zoom *ding* sound in those places or you have a feeling that has similarity to being late to work.

"We've been online a lot and I think I might be starting to catch a case Zoom PTSD."

by GarbageFire January 5, 2022