Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.
Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?
Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?
Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!
Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.
Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?
Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!
Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.
by MGTOW Black January 13, 2024
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This is an exclusively homosexual act performed by three members of "team gay". A gay couple invite a third person ino the mix. One mans penis is larger than the other and gets all the attention, the small guy leaves.
This is an exclusively homosexual act performed by three members of "team gay". A gay couple invite a third person ino the mix. One mans penis is larger than the other and gets all the attention, the small guy leaves.
New guy Draymon caught they eye of Treyvon, so invited him into the shower for a 3-way with Deyvon. Dey was lacking, Dray was packing and Trey wanted that meat-packing. Dey saw the writing on the wall, and left back-packing. It's your classic Arkansas Transfer Portal situation!
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Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
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Tom: GYATT!
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Tom: GYATT!
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“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”
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Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.
Side effects: seeing colors and or visual disturbances that are dose and or setting dependent, experiencing real sunshine inside oneself, obtaining forbidden wisdom, experiencing eternity and or an absence of time present as a concept, feeling a logical and or an unknown feeling yet comforting insanity dependent on the experience of the portal key wielder, etc.
James: Hey Randy! We hold the power of Gods! Randy: I know man; these portal keys opened a portal to Nosgoth for us lil' vampires once more. Muahaha.
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