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Golden parachute

by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021
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Platinum Parachute

1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.

2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!
by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025
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I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

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mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
by Megilv June 17, 2024
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Inverse Parachute

When you go to sit down on the toilet and sit on your balls then shit on them.
Mike was complaining about how he inverse parachuted last night.
by Vaden_101 April 24, 2025
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Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.
Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.
by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025
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Ant Parachutes

The undigested, leftover kernels of corn in your shit.
“Hey, Cletus, did y’all see the ant parachutes from my upper decker?”
by Kackmaster July 24, 2022
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Parachute Cord

A line of spit from the tip of the dick to his/her mouth as its pulled away
by Barkus98 February 16, 2022
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