National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

by aq_ua March 29, 2021

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Pull-out value

Pull-out value is a variable determined by a females attractiveness, and directly correlates to the probability of pulling out. Pull-out value is on a scale from 0-1.

Very attractive; Pull-out value of .90
I mean shes hot I guess; .70
Dude she is homeless; .20

dude 1: "Damn, Ms. Chandler thicker than a bitch"
dude 2: "Hmmm. I'd say her pull-out value is .09"

by K H I N G October 2, 2016

blindly pulling out

When you finna nut and you close your eyes, but then realize you ain't want no kids, or the responsibility of child support payments, so you pull out.

The pussy was so good, I briefly ascended to the astral plain, but suddenly return to my physical form when I came to the realization that I cannot have a kid and still be out here kidding around, so I found myself blindly pulling out.

by penistime98 July 20, 2019

Russian pull out

When someone who inserts their penis into another person and tells them they will pull out, but at the last minute doesn’t and cums inside them.

I promised I wouldn’t cum in him, but then I gave him the Russian pull out.

by Sue Casa April 18, 2020

Pull out the steel

When you or your friend lose a debate you must evade all logics and let emotions take over.

Pull out the steel - Pull out the gun.

Homer: Did you see Spunky lose 5k gambling.

Willie: Yea... he bout to pull out the steel.

by Unk pull steel June 6, 2020