Comp surfer

Comp surfer
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)

Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.

by Cal Montana September 14, 2011

Comp

meaning cool, nice, very good

Hunter is comp

That play was very comp

by anonymous May 24, 2023

Overwatch Comp

hell

"overwatch comp is just like hell!!"

by beid0uuu June 3, 2023

Comp Sci Help

When a girl asks you for computer science work help, this is her hinting she wants yo dick.

Matilda: Hey Bob, Can I get some comp sci help
Bob: yes its 6 inches long, can you take it?

by godpenisgod33 June 7, 2023

The Comp

Mind controlling other people with the power of suggestion in order to make positive free gain of products, food, and services.

The Compking controled a food service worker in the heat of the moment in a drive thru window for free food.

by Souless75 June 16, 2023

Comps

Shot term for components. Commonly used by rust players.

Ultra sweat: yo I just beamed this kid check his body
His duo: OMG HES LOADED WITH COMPS, LITTERLY 1000 SCRAP.

by iGoNorth February 2, 2023

Comp

A competetive or ranked mode in a videogame

"Yo wanna play some comp?"
"Nah I'm a low rank, I'll get whooped in comp"

by Spermalicious February 5, 2023