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Get the Morrison mug.An act of commmunication whereby pent up frustrations are expressed in a series of coordinated movements.
1) widen eyes
2) increase blood flow to face
3) slam fists on table
4) infrom agency of their incompetence
5) storm out of meeting room
6) slam door
7) leave Markeing Executive to decipher said communication to agency
1) widen eyes
2) increase blood flow to face
3) slam fists on table
4) infrom agency of their incompetence
5) storm out of meeting room
6) slam door
7) leave Markeing Executive to decipher said communication to agency
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Get the Kara Morrison-Symons mug.Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3
Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
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