Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend

masturbate

I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.

by wooderson34 January 17, 2013

Black Bummed Praying Mantis

A serious cyclist who wears black cycle shorts and a bizarre shaped helmet. The saddle posture is bum up and head down with hands clinging to the handlebars giving the look of a praying mantis.

I was carved up by one of those black bummed praying mantis types.Would have kicked his ass if he had one.

by IAIN_D September 2, 2018

Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.

Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

by David Kinglord November 21, 2006

Mantise

verb
The act of a woman excessively enticing a man with acts that she does not truly intend to do either making the man a bitch slave or really pissed off.

That Heidi is trying to mantise me but I know she is a teasing bitch!

by Yehudi_Masr March 31, 2008

Hurtis Mantis

The "technical" term for a person that was not blessed with beauty!

She's thinks she's cute, but she's really a HURTIS MANTIS!
(Hurt-is-man-tis)

by Anico November 23, 2007

Compost Mantis

a rare species of praying mantis found in compost piles in North America and New Zealand

Wow, thats an incredible Compost Mantis, observe its beauty.

by bug thing June 6, 2013

Mantis-style

Eating someone out ass first. Similar to how a praying mantis often eats its victims ass first.

"Girl, get ready for me to rock your world, I'm gonna eat you mantis-style tonight."

by Mr. Teajug March 9, 2016