Malachi

Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"

by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023

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Malachi

An amazing person with blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, and average height. He knows how to make the people he loves feel special. He's also better than people named Zane.

Elijah" I fucking hate people named Malachi."

by sugmaballspls April 8, 2023

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Malachi

Gods people failed again and again
calls for fidelity to Yahwehs covenant

what have you been doing this entire time?

and

the global message is that Gods judgment is indeed coming on his enemies

(there goes that dumb and annoying Cheyenne girl and bitchy people) who tried to plot against your boyfriend

Malachi emphasizes the

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-necessity of proper worship
-condemns divorce

and even announces the day

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

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Dirty Malachi

When a big black guy aggressive whips out his flaccid penis and spins it around counterclockwise while screaming like an ape.

Bro my boyfriend last night pulled a Dirty Malachi and it was kinda hot.

by DommyMommy46 May 6, 2023

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Malachi

he’s loving caring a pot head has beautiful eyes a nice smile the sweetest personality & the best boyfriend in the world he also belongs to a girl name Lehana.

Malachi and Lehana forever 🫶🏽

by ok November 20, 2023

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