launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off

“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”

by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020

let's launch

To leave; a way of letting people know you're going somewhere; To get up and go. To inform others that it's time to leave.

"Time to go to Disneyland, come on let's launch."

"I'm going to the store, are you ready?"

"Yeah, let's launch."

by Balla24 October 12, 2012

launch the bow

is where someone pushes up a girls boob with their elbow

My girlfriends friends brother did the "launch the bow" on her. Im fucking going to kill him!!!!!!!!! X(

by uknownrocker85 January 19, 2012

Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.

That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)

by TBSieLee November 13, 2023

Jug Launch

A game where people or hahbeebees are tied to a carousel and teams launch piss jugs from a water balloon launcher and try to hit them in the face and dick

I am excited to celebrate the return of the supreme leader I hear theres going to be a round of jug launch

by Hahb Shoge January 31, 2024

Avocado launch

The technology approach in context of 'avocado birth'.

You and you're team have developed and worked a long time with a new release. This release is huge, with lots of codelines, many third party dependencies and integrations to rely on. If it fails, it could take down your entire system platform that your partners and customers are depent on.

You face a system acocado launch.

Management: "When will the new release of our new software be in production?"
You: "Probably today. We have to pay special attention to this one. It's an avocado launch"

by nice bever February 3, 2024

Launch

Launch (slang term): to jerk off.

"bro i caught jeremy launching in the boys stalls"

by anonymous November 22, 2023