Keanu

Idk Jennifer got to him or somethin?

Person 1: hey, you seen Keanu?

Person 2: nah, jen got him.

by Ilikegingerbreadman December 24, 2021

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is a little 15-year old who likes older women because he has mommy issues

"mommy" " ew stop being a keanu"

by eastkanye March 8, 2022

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a guy who refuses to come out the closet and chokes on vienna sausages. loves to get glizzy juice on the floor.

damnit keanu we all know youre gay

by glizzygobbler22 November 12, 2020

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Keanu is a badass, he’s very cool no matter what he’s doing. If he’s smashing 10000000000 girls, killing people with pencils or telling me to wake the fuck up cos I have a city to burn. This man is a fucking legend

I’m naming my child keanu

by Agueroooooo December 27, 2020

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Keanus are absolutely the best guys in the world. They are so much fun to be around, but they are also loyal, reliable, and ambitious. They will make you laugh, and casually pop a ring on your finger in a few months of dating. Keanus are husband material. They're smart, make great theologians and finance bros. Everyone needs a Keanu in their life.

Girl 1 : My Keanu makes me laugh till I'm on the floor.

Girl 2 : Where can I get one of those?!

by holy_guac April 24, 2025

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“Keanu” is another word for “Aura” dating way back since time began, many people used “Keanu” when defining something beyond words. Sometimes not even the word “Aura” could compare to it.

I wish i was Keanu

by yourr daddy ghe May 27, 2025

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