a short mexican fuck that thinks he’s good at video games. his mustache is the only part of puberty to hit him. He’s a good landscaper, and a great burrito roller!
John is one hell of a landscaper!
by definitelynotjerry June 6, 2020
Get the John mug.Someone, typically a man, who pays for any kind of sexual act because he can't get any from his woman or can't get a woman.
by Blinkdavis768 June 4, 2016
Get the John mug.Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go. In his late twenties he will marry a girl name Kar, and they’ll live happily ever after in a cabin in the woods
by Booboobear69 March 19, 2019
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by #1 john August 16, 2018
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You know who I'm directing this to, Jonathon, iNgErMaRsSoN
You know who I'm directing this to, Jonathon, iNgErMaRsSoN
"Where's John?"
"He's got a headache."
"Again!? He had one yesterday, and the day before... come to think of it, he has had one every day..."
"He's got a headache."
"Again!? He had one yesterday, and the day before... come to think of it, he has had one every day..."
by fillswift June 2, 2020
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An extremely smart guy, with amazing preformance arts skills. He is very kind and has a big heart.
He isn’t the best at picking friends, they pull him into bad situations, and into bad habits.
John’s are easily influenced, as they desire approval from their peers. But that can really ruin several of his friendships and other relationships.
An extremely smart guy, with amazing preformance arts skills. He is very kind and has a big heart.
He isn’t the best at picking friends, they pull him into bad situations, and into bad habits.
John’s are easily influenced, as they desire approval from their peers. But that can really ruin several of his friendships and other relationships.
Hey, have you seen how much John has changed?
Yeah, after his friends convinced him to leave his girl, he’s been changing to fit their image.
Yeah, after his friends convinced him to leave his girl, he’s been changing to fit their image.
by WestsideTruth November 7, 2018
Get the John mug.“Omfg, why this name, I already knew that this name makes a good friend” To be honest with you. I don’t give a shit if this is repetitive. Just spare me time to explain what this is. Of course that name probably make a good or bad friend but this name is versatile. It is used to avoid awkward noises and it makes it more funny and practical as not only it is used for jokes but no one in the whole fucking universe knows who John is
Steven: “Yo Daniel, you know John?”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”
Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”
“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”
Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”
“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
by compalomp, comp November 23, 2022
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