johan halset

means a guy with a extreme long cock
he is also super strong and gets all the girls.

oh you are such a johan halset: means you have a big cock

by karabodl February 2, 2022

Jed Johan

You're a very red flag guy. But I don't why I'm simping about you. Because you came accidentally in my life and you gave my heart full of love. I love you baby. I miss you mahal. But I need to let you go this time. You're a blessing but not my answered prayer.

Jed johan is a caring person.

by Your baby mahal renalyn October 20, 2021

Johan from norway

Very sexy man with enourmus muscles and very big dick. he has a magestic 12 inch penis with many big veins

ah i am cumming you must be a Johan from norway!

by Sivertisverygay March 1, 2022

Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.

My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.

by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025

Johan

The most ruthless unstoppable force if you mess with the Johan you are on sight for life
the Johan will stop at nothing to win in silent warfare.

Hey, look there’s Johan

Watch out he’s ahead of the game you might wanna leave Johan alone.

by Overinflated October 27, 2025

Johan

Johan Pak is a sexy motherfucker that will steal your man, but most of all he will steal your dog and then eat it for dinner the next night.

Random person "of course i love my daddy johan"
The next day:
Johan: Are you gonna cook and clean for me?
Random huzz: Yes king.
Johan: Good girrrrrrl

by pablodetaco February 22, 2025

Johan

From "Monster (2004)" WAS A TRANS-MAN ALL ALONG!?

Hym "JOHAN WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS GIVEN UP FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THE MOTHER HAD TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWIN DAUGHTERS SHE HAD TO GIVE UP!? WHAT!? WHAAAT!? OH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING NUTZ! WHAT!? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I THOUGH HE JUST CROSS-DRESSED TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS! BUT HE'S A FEMALE WHO IS A TRANS-MAN NOW BUT CROSS-DRESSES AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES!? HOOOOOOLY FUCK, MAN! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT SHOW!? I tried to watch it but only got a few episodes in... WHAT THE FUCK!? AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE GAVE HIM UP TO SAVE HIM OR HERSELF AND THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HE EXPERIENCES FROM THAT TRAUMA IS THE IMPETUS FOR HIM TO BECOME THE SINGLE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!? HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! FUCK ME, MAN... DAMN!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2025