homework

Life's way of kicking us in the ass.

Girl: Aww man, I have so much homework!
Friend: Dude, you had half an hour. I had 8 hours.

by soyeahprettymuch November 20, 2013

homework

a assignment you normally get from school. it is very boring and many students dont want to do it but, they must push through it.

"i really dont want to get homework today"
"last nights homework was so hard"

by rosiedog1! December 11, 2013

homework

A slimy piece of shit the teacher scoops out of their ass, and then throws it to the class.
The homework will expect you to do tons of shit that won't even do anything to benefit you.

Friend: Wanna hang out later?
Me: No, I have this fucking slimy shit they call "homework."

by disgusting_toenail_clippings November 25, 2016

homework

shit the teachers give you to complete at home since it's not enough for them to torture you at school for like most of the day almost every five days a week. THEY say it's for shit like 'practice with what you’ve learned in the classroom' or that it ' helps you to gain and retain more knowledge than would be possible with only classroom work.'. honestly this shit should really be optional, since during MY life experience so far homework has done jack shit for the most part. also they REALLY like giving big ones for you do do over the fucking HOLIDAYS/VACTATION, one problem THERE being that most of the teachers don't seem to give two fucks what homework you've already been set by other teachers, so you end up with a TON of annoying homework shit that takes ages to do

'here's your homework, it's due in tomorrow'

by 5magmacubes December 24, 2015

homework

something your fucking teacher gives you and that means no fortnite 😑

i have fucking homework so i cant play

by butthole ten November 26, 2018

homework

only done at home, but teachers don't think...what if you don't have a home? what if you live in the janitors closet? Nope, you must have a home if you go to school, but maby you ran away in hopes of getting away from homework because you wouldn't have to do homework if you didn't have a home but your teachers don't know that because if you told them you'de have to go talk to a guidance councellor and no on wants to do that so instead you lie and sleep in the janitors closet at school and eat food from the cafeteria abd no one ever knows.

I hate homework

by why do i have to do this1234 October 30, 2018

homework

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

homework?ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no one needs homework.....

by LivingDictionary101 August 21, 2018