cum glove

When you get semen all over your hands after ejaculating on them, leaving a sticky glove-like casing on your hand and requiring cleanup.

I didn't have anywhere to blow my load, so I shot it into my free hand. I need to wash my cum glove off.

by bergzenerpro July 25, 2007

Lady Gloves

When a man or woman places each of his/her fists inside of two separate women's vaginas at the same time, similar to putting on a pair of gloves.

Ashley and Sabrina are coming over tonight, so I hope to lube up my arms and put on the ol' lady gloves!

by Guy McNasty January 26, 2009

glove up

put them gloves on and box son

lets go to the backyard and glove up

by phailur May 22, 2006

iPhone Glove

Gloves with touch capabilities used to answer an iPhone without their removal, unlike normal gloves.

My iPhone gloves allowed me to not miss an important interview callback today.

by rebr7808 September 11, 2010

Walking gloves

Pockets.

Jane: Going out for a Sunday walk? Lucas: Indeed, just as soon as I slip my flesh forks into these fleece-lined walking gloves!

by Extremelybland December 17, 2008

jamming glove

masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)

*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?

by darfle675 April 23, 2013

dick glove

A condom

Sally wouldnt fuck Mitch unless he wore a dick glove, she wasnt taking the risk of getting pregnant again..

by 2fingersLoui May 18, 2014