Flump

When a very fat person trips over and goes splat on the floor and can't get up

Me and my friend when to McDonald's she tripped over the chair leg and flumped on the floor

by Pickledonion June 26, 2021

Flump

Bullshit some asshole made up

(Used as an insult)

Hear that? It's the sound of flump.

All you say is flump.

by Duck Janitor July 8, 2021

Flump

The action of screwing up a line of speech or forgetting what one was going to say

P1: erm dude? I forgot my lines again.

P2: don't worry bro, you just flumped.

by OldManInAShower321 June 5, 2022

Flump

A person who can be friendly but is annoying

"If you are mean and scam you are a flump

by Flempling December 6, 2020

Coon flump

Oli prideaux-when someone has curly hair and gay

Oli prideaux is a fat coon flump

by Racistboy123 April 25, 2021

Flumping

A sexual act that involves one participant sucking marshmallows, preferably of the Flump brand, out of the other participant's asshole

Did you see the flumping video I sent you last night?

Yeah, I really want to try it some time

by Daewoo Gaming November 20, 2024

flump

The act of dragging your penis across someone's face.

"I'm going to flump you"

"Billy was flumping Jerry last night"

by anonymous December 9, 2024