Eggplant fever 🍆

When you constantly have Dick on your mind
You seem to be attracted to Dick with/without any experience with it

Normally used to describe sexual aroused idea or situation

He gave me eggplant fever 🍆 all night long

I got this eggplant on my mind

by That.bad.BISHHH December 25, 2020

russian eggplant

Carbon neutral eggplant, of Russian origin used to assert sexual dominance

Cindy got a Russian eggplant in his a$$ when he got with that milf

by The shmiz November 27, 2020

Boys who hate eggplant

A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.

Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?

by Carrotlady May 3, 2021

Cherry Eggplant

an act of intense emotional satisfaction involving a vice grip and an uncooperative ball sack.

Phil: "Have you seen Daryl today, feel like he's been missing a week?"
John: "yeah, I heard he is in the hospital after a Cherry Eggplant went wrong."
*Both cringing with intense fury*

by Mizer'Noct May 7, 2021

gone off eggplant

When you leave the eggplant in the fridge for too long and it goes off.

The gone off eggplant smells stink.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

eggplant lasagna

When you stick the eggplant in her lasagna

Hey honey let's make eggplant lasagna.

by DumbShit69420 March 12, 2023

eggplant of Missouri

The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.

I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.

by ang3lb0y October 9, 2023