Refers to a certain type of Pearl-Clutching old white woman who's so insufferable/unfuckable, her only hope of receiving any action comes from being able to clutch her own clit.
I had a woman at work ask to speak to the manager today because her coupons were 2 years expired. I told that miserable old Clitty Clutcher to go fuck herself on the high end of a flagpole
by hairystankdonkey October 20, 2025
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Definition (figurative): Too seethe or to become angry
Definition (literal): to ejaculate involuntary or without physical stimulation
Synonyms: mald, dilate
Etymology: from Clitty, a tranny's small penis, said to leak whenever they they get angry or excited
Definition (figurative): Too seethe or to become angry
Definition (literal): to ejaculate involuntary or without physical stimulation
Synonyms: mald, dilate
Etymology: from Clitty, a tranny's small penis, said to leak whenever they they get angry or excited
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