Chud

A mixture of cheese and mud caused by the interaction of dairies and trench warfare.

Wipe that chud off uniform, soldier.

by Steve November 19, 2003

Chud

A child or infant.

Usually refers to someone's unwanted or unintended bastard offspring.

An insult.

(While in a shopping mall, a child of a rather young, single mother walks into you and it dumps ice-cream on your pants):

"Woman! Put your dirty little chud on a leash and be a parent! That cost me $100!"

by Glamdoll December 28, 2008

Chud

It's a slang word for chewing gum.

"Hey pal may I have some of that chud?"

by BigBoiSwoony February 15, 2017

Chud

When a penis is exposed in a vulnerable state, while the penis may not be in direct danger, it is also not in a safe space.

A Chud is usually recognizable by the extreme mix of shame and shock on the exposed individual's face, with an attempt to cover one's self as not to feel vulnerable with their privates exposed.

Chud is not confused with a Chode, but a Chode could be in a Chud state.

David opened the bathroom door unexpectedly after Jack got out of the shower, and Jack quickly grabbed a towel to cover his Chud.

by Daaaaaaaadddddddd December 28, 2020

Chud

Means hell or crap. Comes from Lawrenceburg Lingo.

What the chud is wrong with you.
What's all this chud

by Nick Weismiller May 18, 2004

Chud

A man who's pimple riddled face resembles a hybrid stuck somewhere between a chode and a pud. The look on his face makes you want to punch him and you would if his face wasn't leaking pus.

That Chud looks like he's chewing on some fat midgets cock every time he opens his mouth

by Lawrence Broadway February 7, 2010

meaty chud

A healthy log of turd

Mr. Garrison" Who left the meaty chud in the urinal"

by Bmart165 December 20, 2007