Chomper

A pink t-rex with white spots. The spots can change color, shape, or form into frowny or happy faces depending entirely on the Chomper’s mood. Chomper’s love to harass and bother their egg, doing anything they can to get eggtention at the expense of the egg’s peace and quiet. They love chocolate and playing video games. Sometimes they’ll even turn into rusty bikes or fossil fuels, again depending on how they’re feeling.

Wow, that chomper won’t stop bothering her egg!

by Sleepy chomper January 31, 2021

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The Nag-Chomper

A sex position where one person sits in the quarter lotus yoga pose (sometimes referred to as criss cross applesauce) and a second person buries his/her face in the first person's lap and performs oral sex.

Christy: Gosh darn it, I wish I could practice meditation AND cum at the same time
Dan: I know the perfect thing. We should try the Nag-Chomper!

by Yes-I-want-cheese-w/-that-wine April 5, 2021

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The Nag-Chomper

A sex position where one person sits in the quarter lotus yoga pose (sometimes referred to as criss cross applesauce), and a second person buries his/her face in the first person's lap and performs oral sex.

Christy: Gosh darn it, I wish I could practice meditation AND cum at the same time.
Dan: I know the perfect thing. We should try the Nag-Chomper!

by Yes-I-want-cheese-w/-that-wine April 5, 2021

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The Nag-Chomper

A sex position where one person sits in the quarter lotus yoga pose (sometimes referred to as criss cross applesauce), and a second person buries his/her face in the first person's lap and performs oral sex.

Christy: Gosh darn it, I wish I could practice meditation AND cum at the same time
Dan: I know the perfect thing. We should try the Nag-Chomper!

by Yes-I-want-cheese-w/-that-wine April 5, 2021

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