over-calculating

a) Spending time calculating a value with way more significant figures than akcually required, b) Calculating something that shouldn't be calculated, e.g. time "wasted" whilst you're reprimanded by parents for your trivial wrong-doings when you ought to have that time to catch up latest YouTube videos

I spent an hour over-calculating how much time I'd lose getting yelled at for missing curfew, when I could've just been watching my favorite YouTube videos instead!

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

What is diddy blud doing on the calculator

Is when you found the answer to 6+7+6+7+41

“ what is diddy blud doing on the calculator”

“ i am trying to find the answer to 6+7+6+7+41”

by Okhon November 5, 2025

Advanced calculator

Also known as advanced calc, it is a slang word meaning phone, usually used in a school setting.

(Kid playing on phone in class)
Other student:Yo why do you have your phone out?
Kid with phone:It’s my advanced calculator!

by Agoober23 November 5, 2025

Camille’s diddy blud calculation.

Camille’s diddy blud calculation (noun, slang):
A humorous or exaggerated method of working something out, usually involving tiny numbers, wild guesses, or overly dramatic math — often said when someone’s calculation makes no sense or feels made-up. Kinda tuff icl

“Bro said it’s 500 miles in 10 minutes… that’s some Camille’s diddy blud calculation.”

by Gatyyy November 13, 2025

God’s Calculator

A horse

You know what they say; God’s Calculator is a horse

by DefinitelyNotD January 23, 2025

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

Calculated L

A calculated L results in realizing in the moment or after the fact that you were headed into a losing situation but realized it before it had even happened or you realize it to make yourself feel better about the situation.

You saw your crush walking with her friends and you don’t really feel like talking to her but you really want to talk to her but don’t want to come off as annoying. But then you realize you’ll see her tomorrow so you consider that a Calculated L.

by IEMV May 14, 2025