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Blend S

An animated movie about some underage girls that child-labored under the reign of a fricking pedophile.
Blend S is the reason why I hate Japan.
by iWeeb Pro Max July 5, 2021
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Blend

The name of a sexy person, who has a great body, looks amazing and is amazing in bed. Not only does he look perfect but he is also a great person, with a big heart who understand women. If you know a Blend, keep him and make sure to never lose him.
Blend is sexy.
by Fakir Moa March 19, 2019
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blended mudslide

After rigorous anal sex and a happy ending with a partner who has loose stools, results in a blended mudslide running down their leg.
Derek wasn’t feeling well, but was still willing to have sex, and we ended up making a blended mudslide down his leg.
by Dirty Jeff’s Friend August 18, 2018
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blend

- When you have no idea how you did something but you did it
- You managed to get away with something that nobody else would
- You manage to fit in in every situation
- You manage to find friends wherever you are even if you don't know anybody there
mate i went out with no money last night and ended up going to a party full of bitches and getting drunk as fuck
"mate ur a fuckin blender"
yea man i blended it last night
by brumtingyh August 18, 2018
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Premium Blend

When you put 50 percent weed and 50 percent tobacco in a grinder, grind it up and take, moles, mokes, spliff bowls or smoke spliffs with it.
Weed guy: You want a snap bro?!?
Bro: Yeah sure!
Weed guy: Shit is gas gas strait up premium blend in this bitch!
Bro: Takes snap: LFG premium blend is no joke!
by Premium Blend Guy December 12, 2022
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Gentleman’s Blend

The moist amalgam of sweat and crease grease that forms in the area
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.

Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
Since her mouth continued to run incessantly with nothing but constant bitching, my last resort was to slather her upper lip with a finger full of Gentleman’s Blend which instantaneously created a much needed silence.

My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.

After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
by Dick Onchin April 26, 2023
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melody blend

The blend of three different strains of marijuana in one bowl joint dab ect.
Hey what kind of weed is this? Its a melody blend.
by 3me3 September 19, 2023
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