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benis

big black monkey dick in my ass so i can keep my job as a hooker doctor lawyer
my big black monkey boss wants to put his benis in my big black hooker doctor lawyer's ass

frigging sweet lois
by peter griffin gaming February 14, 2023
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Beni

The name of a man who would crash as soon as they brought a plane into his hands.
"If there was a pilot named Beni on the plane, I would jump"
by Trigger4622 January 20, 2024
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Yuge Benis

When your significant other gives you a blow job while they have a stomach bug so they're guaranteed to vomit and you can pretend like you have an enormous dick.
His old lady was sick so she knew there was only one way to thank him for his help... give him the yuge benis!
by HawtCarl69420 December 11, 2023
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Pig benis

It speaks for itself it is the opposite of a BIG penis!
by Donald ducking April 20, 2023
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Benis

Can be used in multiple ways, both positive and negative. When someone does something out of the ordinary, or very akin to their personality, or just something stupid.
Option 1:
We planned a pool date, but he was such a benis that they forgot their swim clothes

Option 2:
Her: Look I took it all the way to the back of my throat

Him: Good job Benis!

Option 3:
idk the way she talks and waddles around shes just a rlly cute benis.
by Benis42069 September 10, 2023
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Benis

Kacey: Lucy, your a benis

Lucy: what's a benis?

Kacey: the most beautiful most perfect person in the word

Lucy : aww you too
by Kiwi Suh December 9, 2020
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Benis

It’s a slur. Don’t know why but it is. It’s a slur so don’t say it.
John: Dude Carl was being such a benis today.
James: DUDE YOU CAN’T SAY THAT IN PUBLIC!
by anonymous December 11, 2020
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