Androider

A wasteyute that uses an android. If you find an Androider, run. Just run.

Shit, that guy over there is an androider. SOUND THE ALARMS

by QueefusMcNiglet November 14, 2018

detroit android

where big creepy ass robots you can have the sexy times with try to take over the universe and want to become human with their fake ass skin.

Have you seen the detroit androids? Yeah man they taking over

by MacheteFFS June 11, 2018

Android

A POS "smart"phone (really just "phone") that people who want to seem quirky and different get to make a crap conversation starter. Objectively worse than iPhone in every way except for a couple of "customization" features that people use to feel better about their choice in devices.

These devices usually only get one or two years of updates compared to the 6 years minimum that all Apple devices get. Some models made by Samsumg are literal bombs not permitted on airplanes.

Normal person: Hey, can you AirDrop me those photos?
Android user: I acTuaLlY haVe aN aNDRoId wIth 6gB oF mEMoRy!!!1!! My dEvICE is tOo fAncY fOr aIrDrOP sO i ActuaLLy can'T.
Normal person: My iPhone has half the memory and literally has twice the battery life, features, and performance. Could I see those photos?
(Sees Android pics)
Normal person: Nevermind, I don't want those photos. The original iPhone takes better photos.

by notaratio March 19, 2023

android go

THE SLOWEST ANDROID OS EVER

Guy 1: Hey! What phone is that?
Guy 2: I have a Samsung A01 core that runs Android Go.
Guy 1: That shit is so slow. Go upgrade.

by goofy3535 November 29, 2023

Android

The sworn enemy of Apple.

Jake:Did you hear about the latest Android?
Jim: Shut up! Everyone likes Apple!

by hissingcobra December 14, 2023

android drone

Someone who is to obsessed with the future and is to poor to afford and understand that apple is just better

Android drones are so annoying

by FegalGamer July 28, 2023

android drone

Someone who thinks that android is the future and are too poor to afford something actually good

The dumb android drone user

by FegalGamer July 28, 2023