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zeus is very anti social who dosent enjoy goin out doors and hanging w others , he rather stay at home n watch sum gay ass tiktoks in bed , he dosent pick up after himself nor feed him self buu eats for like 3 , he enjoys watchin sum shit called anime , he fusses about every lil thing
person 1 : “ hey alexis n zeus les drink “

zeus : “ oh naw man “

person 1 : “ aw man how come
zeus : “ em tiktoks callin my name “
by slutz4life November 23, 2021
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ZEUS

Acronym, Zero Effort Unless Supervised. Usually reserved for a completely useless coworker.
Hey Zeus, quit holding up that wall and mop this shit up!
by Chancresaurus Rex March 27, 2023
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Zeus

Zeus a wonderful human being. He doesn’t play when it comes to his family, especially his girlfriend/wife. His love is so amazing you should even be lucky to have him as your partner. His jokes are something but the more you spend time with him the more you will understand how goofy and silly he is. He’s weird but you will love that in him because you seen a side of him no one seen before, but remember do not make him mad he won’t forget what you did to him. Other then that his favorite color is green and he loves dogs, playing video games, being on call with his love the most. But Zeus is mine so..
Zeus is amazing! I love Zeus so much!
by kitten ball November 19, 2023
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Hay Zeus

Curling up in a fetal position and getting farted on in the face.
Don’t Hay Zeus yet. I don’t have to fart yet.
by Just to be funny November 26, 2023
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Zeus

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Zeus is a gay assssss
by Neutella November 3, 2019
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Zeus

The one that looks in the mirror and sees greatness.
Zeus was talking to himself (Narcissus) when he told himself you better watch yourself.
by The Original Agahnim November 7, 2021
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Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.
After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus
by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021
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