Zander

Zanders always have to be the strangest and most off putting in the room. They’re very kind and exude Aurizzism. They’re “yes” mans , down for whatever you want. Also super cute in a creature like way.

Dude 1: who the hell is that?
Dude 2: bros strange as hell!!! That’s gotta be a zander

by FaggotGFan March 19, 2023

Zander

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.

Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"

by Zander Lover January 16, 2023

Zander

Zander is a terrible friend he loves to suck dick and he is gay but he loves his girlfriend I have no clue how. Zander could be a good friend sometimes and I mean sometimes all bolded and he is amazing at giving head and he's a rich mother fucker.

Zander is a fatass NIGGER

by Rizzalations October 27, 2023

Zander

Zander is a bander

Zander the bander will bang you to sleep

by RYANTHEMAN69 April 18, 2023

zander the 1st

A human that uses cheat codes to come on top on kahoots. he is apparently the kahoot god in german but he just uses goog le translate.

Zander the 1st you cheater witcha screamed, stop being zander

by Zander the 1st November 22, 2023

Zander

Zander is the coolest person ever. He is the best at everything he does and is very talented.

Wow man, I really wanna be like Zander!

by zander28 April 25, 2022

Zander

Zander is an actual Chad he is mostly seen in your discord server posting very funny memes. He is very handsome and girls drop dead for Zanders but Zander just wants to be left alone

A: OMG THAT GUY IS SO HOT IM SOAKING WET!
J: What guy?
A: ZANDER!!~

by Exility199 May 3, 2022