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Wankie Doodle

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.
Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."
by TommyTsunami73 August 6, 2022
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danky wanky

its a fat retarded man that likes to eat meth named muhazz or muha
that fat man was danky wanky dave
by bigbooooooooosbs June 9, 2022
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Stanky wanky

The act of shitting qand Masturbating at the same time.
Bro didn’t have enough time before work us the throne and bust one out, so he did w stanky wanky and got both out of the bed way at once.
by That High school dictionary October 31, 2022
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Danky Wanky

probably the server with most retards that will go tell you to go kill yourself just for fun. BUT they say it out of fun.
kids on Danky Wanky... dont to drugs
by burizon November 4, 2022
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Wanky

Carl: You guys have a hole to fill and I'm just trying to fill it
Santana: Wanky😏
by Kate is the revolution October 3, 2022
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Ookie wankie

A fat lard. Aka jabba the hut looking head ass mug lol
by Tp. Bonghole October 21, 2022
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Tanky-wanky

FUCK ME TANKY-WANKY UWU
by amrpowershot January 8, 2021
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